P Test

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The P Test is when you wipe your browser history and hope nothing embarrassing pops up like you’re begging the internet to prove you’re a loser.
You clear your history and it shows 30 tabs of 'How to Get a Date' and you scream into your pillow.
You do the P Test and it shows 12 tabs of 'How to Not Be Annoying' and you throw your phone at the wall.
You try the P Test and it shows 17 tabs of 'How to Be Cool' and you start crying.
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The P Test is the moment you clear your browser and your phone judges you for being a sad, confused, adult.
You do the P Test and it shows 20 tabs of 'How to Be Famous' and you feel like a fraud.
You clear your history and it shows 8 tabs of 'How to Be Happy' and you start questioning your whole life.
You do the P Test and it shows 15 tabs of 'How to Be Cool' and you text your mom and cry.
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The P Test is when you erase your browser and your phone decides to mock you with the worst adult-rated content possible.
You do the P Test and it shows 10 tabs of 'How to Be a Movie Star' and you throw your phone out the window.
You clear your history and it shows 12 tabs of 'How to Be Popular' and you start yelling at your mirror.
You try the P Test and it shows 18 tabs of 'How to Be a Rock Star' and you text your ex and say 'I miss you'.
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