P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy

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A stupid chemical allergy that some weirdo made up so they could avoid working and just sit on a couch eating pizza and yelling at the TV.

My cousin has this allergy and it's the only reason he doesn't have a job.

I think my dog got it from sniffing too many cardboard boxes.

My mom says it's because I eat too much pizza and watch too much wrestling.

A dumb reaction to some weird chemical that only happens when you’re high and also mad at your ex.

My brother had it after he inhaled too much crack and got dumped.

My neighbor got it because she was high and yelled at her cat.

I got it after I ate too much pizza and cried about my ex.

A weird allergy that happens when you’re too lazy to do anything and just sit around eating junk food.

My dad has it because he eats pizza and watches TV all day.

My friend got it from sitting in a cardboard box for too long.

I got it because I didn’t move for a week and ate nothing but snacks.