Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a quick rinse that happens when you're too lazy to actually clean yourself, including your pits, tits, and ass

I took a p and ran out the door before my mom even woke up

He took a p and then immediately went back to scrolling TikTok

She took a p and still managed to smell like a gym sock

2

a fast scrub that happens when a girl washes her pussy, tits, and armpits after having sex or rushing out after a wild night

She did a t after getting caught cheating on her boyfriend

He did a t before going to meet his mom and pretending nothing happened

They did a t after sneaking into the house and eating pizza at 2 a. m.

3

two hot girls who are usually straight but decide to have some side action with each other just to make their friend look good

They did an a just to make their friend feel like a king

The a was so good, their friend didn’t even notice they were cheating

They did an a just to show off to their friends at the bar

4

when a girl makes you pancakes and serves them to you while being topless and letting you touch her tits

She did a p, t, a and I ate pancakes like it was a buffet

He did a p, t, a and ended up falling asleep on the table

They did a p, t, a and it was the best breakfast ever

5

when you get a hard-on because you're thinking about something sexy

He pitched a tent after seeing her in a bikini

She pitched a tent after seeing his Instagram

They both pitched a tent after the first date

6

a mental breakdown from working too much and being stressed out by everything needing to be done right away

He got P. T. A. after his boss yelled at him for 2 hours

She got P. T. A. because she had to do 5 meetings in one day

They both got P. T. A. after the company merged with another one

7

a fake smart person who uses wrong words and tries too hard to be cool

He was a fake hipster and spelled everything wrong

She was a fake hipster and thought ‘literally’ was a real word

They were fake hipsters and still used ‘like’ in every sentence