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Like you've got a 50% chance of being right but you're too lazy to care

I p sure I left my shoes by the door but I might’ve also left them in the trash

I p sure I texted her back but I might’ve just stared at my phone like an idiot

I p sure I did my homework but I might’ve just guessed the answers

You’re almost certain but you’re still probably wrong and you know it

I p sure I locked the door but I might’ve just left it wide open

I p sure I ate breakfast but I might’ve just drank coffee and called it a day

I p sure I passed the test but I might’ve just guessed every question

You’re sure enough to not check but you’re still not fully sure and it’s annoying

I p sure I put my phone in my pocket but I might’ve just dropped it on the floor

I p sure I told my mom I was coming home but I might’ve just texted her and forgot about it

I p sure I did the laundry but I might’ve just folded one sock and left the rest in a pile

You’re about as sure as a dog that just got hit by a car

I p sure I wore pants but I might’ve just walked out in my underwear

I p sure I studied for the quiz but I might’ve just looked at the questions and went ‘whatever’

I p sure I remembered to buy milk but I might’ve just bought juice and forgot about it

You think you’re right but you’re actually just too tired to care

I p sure I did my chores but I might’ve just sat on the floor and yelled at the mess

I p sure I went to bed but I might’ve just sat in the living room and watched TV until 3 a. m.

I p sure I remembered to feed the cat but I might’ve just left it a bowl of cereal and called it a day

You're like 70% sure but you're too proud to admit you might be wrong

I p sure I did my math homework but I might’ve just guessed every answer

I p sure I told my friend I was coming but I might’ve just said that and then forgot

I p sure I wore my favorite shirt but I might’ve just worn my least favorite one and called it a day