P-string

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A butt-shaped string with a fake penis on it so a guy who used to be a girl can pee like a man without getting caught.
My aunt wears one to work and the whole office thinks she’s a man now.
He tried to hide it under his pants but it still looked like a pizza slice.
The guy at the bar laughed when he saw it and said, 'You’re not fooling me, pal.'
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A piece of string that looks like a butt with a fake penis attached for a guy who used to be a woman to pee standing up like a man.
She wore it to the grocery store and the cashier asked if she was trying to be a man.
He tried to wear it to the gym but it slipped out when he lifted weights.
His mom saw it and said, 'You’re not even trying to be a man, you’re just being weird.'
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A butt-shaped string with a fake cock on it so a guy who used to be a girl can pee standing up like a real man.
He wore it to the park and the kids ran away screaming.
She showed it to her friends and they all laughed and said, 'You’re the weirdest person I know.'
He tried to wear it in the shower and it slipped and hit him in the face.
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