P-Stink

She posted 12 selfies in one day and still called me ugly.

She talked about her hair for 20 minutes and didn't even notice the fire.

She said she was 'too good for the prom' but still wore the same outfit.

She claimed she could beat the whole football team but cried when she lost.

She said her voice was 'divine' and then sang in the shower.

She took credit for the group project even though she didn't do any work.

She refused to sit with us because we 'didn't have good enough shoes.'

She called the teacher 'beneath her' and then failed the test.

She said she only talked to the 'cool kids' and then texted me for help.