P-Stim

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1
A prostate punch that leaves you weak and begging for mercy.
My man just got P-Stim'd and couldn't walk for a week.
She said it was like a fire truck hit my prostate.
He texted me: 'I think I'm gonna die from this.'
2
When your prostate gets a front-row seat to the chaos.
He screamed like a baby after the P-Stim.
It was so bad, my dog ran out of the room.
She said it felt like a monster was inside her.
3
A prostate party that you didn’t sign up for.
I was just doing my taxes and got P-Stim'd.
He said it was like a surprise party for his prostate.
She laughed so hard she cried after the P-Stim.
4
A brutal prostate beat-down that you didn’t ask for.
He said it was like getting hit by a truck.
She couldn't stop giggling after the P-Stim.
He texted me: 'I think I got a new nickname: The Broken Man.'
5
When your prostate is thrown into a meat grinder.
He said it felt like a meat grinder at a slaughterhouse.
She was crying and laughing at the same time.
He said he’d rather do taxes than get P-Stim'd again.
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