P Stankin

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To tell total bullcrap and make it sound like the truth.
I ate 100 burgers yesterday. I’m still alive, so it’s true.
My ex is a billionaire. I saw her on Instagram. It’s a fact.
This pizza is the best ever. It’s not just good. It’s legendary.
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To talk so much trash that people think you’re the best at everything.
I’m the best at basketball, video games, and being cool. All at once.
I could beat your dad in a dance-off. He’s not even here.
I’ve got 1000 followers. They all worship me.
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To lie so much that people start believing you, even when you’re clearly wrong.
I’ve never failed a test. I just don’t take them.
I can run a mile in 10 seconds. I did it last year.
I’m the richest kid in school. My allowance is $100,000 a week.
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To make up wild stories and act like they’re real.
I was chased by a dragon last night. It was terrifying.
My dog can talk. He told me he wants to be president.
I was on TV. I was the main character.
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To tell lies so big that they could win a prize.
I won the lottery. I just didn’t cash the check yet.
I’m the king of the universe. I rule everything.
I’ve been to Mars. I brought back a souvenir.
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