Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big cock and a fat wallet. The perfect combo for showing off and buying drinks for the whole bar.

"I got P squared, so I can buy you a drink and still afford my rent."

He showed up with P squared and immediately started flirting with the bartender.

P squared walked in, and the whole bar shut up.

2

The best kind of ass. Like a five-star restaurant for your face.

"She’s got premium pussy, and I’m not even lying."

He asked for her number and said, 'You’ve got premium pussy, I can tell.'

I saw her and thought, 'That’s premium pussy, no doubt.'

3

The guy who always steals your girl at parties. He’s like a thief, but for love.

"Why’d he leave with my girl? He’s a pussy puller!"

He pulled my girl out of the crowd like she was a prize.

That guy is a pussy puller. I saw it happen.

4

A group of boys who all look the same and sing bad songs. They’re like a failed boy band.

"That boy band is the worst. They’re like the P squared."

Bart’s old band was the P squared. They sounded like a cat on a blender.

The P squared sang so bad, the bar got a complaint.

5

A creepy old man who thinks he’s still young. He stares at kids like they owe him money.

"That guy at the park is a creepy P squared. He keeps staring at me."

He tried to talk to my kid and said, 'I’m still in college, kid.'

He’s a creepy P squared. He even tried to hug my dog.

6

A girl who is always mad. She gets angry over nothing and yells at everyone.

"She’s been P squared all week. I can’t take it anymore."

My sister is P squared. She yelled at the cat for knocking over her juice.

That girl is P squared. She’s been screaming at the TV all day.

7

A guy who acts like a girl. He’s a coward and everyone knows it.

"He’s a pocket pussy. I saw him run from a fight."

He called me a pocket pussy and ran away when I chased him.

He’s a pocket pussy. He can’t even fight me.