P spawn

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A legal excuse to keep a jerk away from you so you can live in peace.
My ex got a P spawn because he kept showing up at my job and yelling at my boss.
She got a P spawn after he threatened to burn down her house during a midnight rant.
He had a P spawn because he kept texting her at 3 a. m. with nonsense.
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A paper that says you can’t be bothered by a loud mouth anymore.
He got a P spawn because he kept cussing her out in public and throwing food at her.
She had a P spawn because he kept showing up at her kid’s school and giving them candy to spy on her.
He got a P spawn because he started following her to work and told her boss all her secrets.
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A fancy way of saying you can legally tell someone to go to hell.
She got a P spawn because he kept showing up at her house with a pizza and a bad attitude.
He had a P spawn because he kept yelling at her during her favorite show and wouldn’t stop.
She got a P spawn because he kept calling her at 2 a. m. and talking about his weird dog.
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A legal weapon you use to shut up someone who won’t stop being a bother.
He got a P spawn because he kept showing up at her job and telling everyone she was a liar.
She had a P spawn because he kept texting her during class and making her fail.
He got a P spawn because he kept showing up at her house with a cake and a weird story.
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A court decision that lets you avoid someone who won’t stop being a pain.
She got a P spawn because he kept showing up at her house and yelling about his weird dog.
He had a P spawn because he kept calling her during her lunch break and talking about his ex.
She got a P spawn because he kept showing up at her gym and told everyone she was a fraud.
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