P slayer

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A guy who kicks a pussy so hard it screams for mercy and then asks for a snack.

He kicked my sister's pussy so hard it made the neighbor's dog cry.

My cousin called me a pussy slayer because I beat him in a video game and then took his pizza.

He said he was a pussy slayer, but he ran away when the dog chased him.

A man who doesn't just touch a pussy, he interrogates it and gets a confession.

He interrogated my mom's pussy and got a confession about her secret life as a spy.

My brother interrogated my sister's pussy and found out she stole his lunch money.

He interrogated the dog's pussy and got it to confess it ate his homework.

A guy who doesn't just flirt with a pussy, he roasts it with a flamethrower.

He roasted my sister's pussy with a flamethrower and then asked for a hug.

My friend roasted my mom's pussy with a flamethrower and then borrowed her car.

He roasted the dog's pussy with a flamethrower and now it's afraid of fire.

A man who doesn’t just see a pussy, he takes it hostage and demands a bribe.

He took my sister's pussy hostage and asked for a bribe of candy and video games.

My dad took my mom's pussy hostage and got a bribe of extra sleep and pancakes.

He took the dog's pussy hostage and got a bribe of treats and a walk.

A guy who doesn’t just date a pussy, he signs a contract and gets a bonus if it screams.

He signed a contract with my sister's pussy and got a bonus when she screamed.

My brother signed a contract with my mom's pussy and got a bonus of extra allowance.

He signed a contract with the dog's pussy and got a bonus of extra treats.

A man who doesn't just flirt with a pussy, he challenges it to a wrestling match and wins.

He challenged my sister's pussy to a wrestling match and won.

My brother challenged my mom's pussy to a wrestling match and lost.

He challenged the dog's pussy to a wrestling match and got bit.