P Seat Driving

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The passenger takes over the wheel while the driver is too busy getting drunk, high, or eating a whole pizza.

I was eating a pizza and he took the wheel. I got a cheese burn in the eye.

She was high and took the wheel. I got us into a fender-banger.

He was drunk and took the wheel. I got us into a ditch.

The passenger steals the wheel while the driver is too busy doing something stupid like making a sandwich or texting.

He took the wheel while I was making a sandwich. I got stuck in traffic.

She took the wheel while I was texting. I got into a crash.

He took the wheel while I was eating a burger. I got a burger in my face.

The passenger takes over the wheel while the driver is too busy doing something messy or dumb like eating, rolling a joint, or drinking.

I was rolling a joint and he took the wheel. I got a hit in the eye.

She was eating a burrito and took the wheel. I got a burrito in my lap.

He was drinking and took the wheel. I got a beer in my face.

The passenger grabs the wheel while the driver is too busy being a mess, like eating, drinking, or doing something silly.

I was eating a taco and he took the wheel. I got a taco in my mouth.

She was drinking and took the wheel. I got a drink in my face.

He was doing a silly dance and took the wheel. I got stuck in traffic.

The passenger takes the wheel while the driver is too busy being a total idiot, like eating, rolling a joint, or drinking.

I was rolling a joint and he took the wheel. I got a hit in my face.

She was eating a pizza and took the wheel. I got a cheese burn in my eye.

He was drinking and took the wheel. I got a beer in my face.

The passenger takes over the wheel while the driver is too busy doing something stupid like eating, drinking, or rolling a joint.

I was eating a burger and he took the wheel. I got a burger in my face.

She was drinking and took the wheel. I got a drink in my face.

He was rolling a joint and took the wheel. I got a hit in my eye.