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A magical spell that turns your brain to mush and makes your computer cry.
My Perl script ran for 10 hours and still didn't finish. My coffee ran out before it did.
I tried to run the Perl script and my computer gave me the finger.
The Perl script was like a drunk kid at a pizza party. Messy and full of surprises.
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The worst kind of code. It’s like a bad breakfast. You don’t know what you’re eating and it won’t stop making you sick.
That Perl script is like my ex. It doesn’t work and it won’t leave me alone.
I looked at the Perl script and I knew it was going to haunt me.
The Perl script was like a bad date. It started off okay but ended with me running for my life.
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A cursed script that makes your life a living hell. It’s like your mom’s cooking. You know it’s going to be bad, but you still have to eat it.
That Perl script is like my mom’s cooking. I know it’s going to be bad, but I still have to eat it.
The Perl script was so bad it made my computer throw up.
I tried to run the Perl script and it was like my life was being taken over by a group of angry raccoons.
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A piece of code so broken it’s like a broken toy. You can’t fix it and it won’t stop making noise.
That Perl script is like my broken toy. It won’t stop making noise and it won’t stop breaking.
I tried to run the Perl script and it was like my brain was being pulled out through my nose.
The Perl script was like a broken radio. It was playing the worst music ever and I couldn’t turn it off.
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A code that’s like a monster. It’s big, it’s ugly, and it won’t stop eating your time.
That Perl script is like a monster. It’s big, it’s ugly, and it won’t stop eating my time.
I tried to run the Perl script and it was like a monster came to life and started eating my brain.
The Perl script was like a monster at a party. It was loud, it was messy, and it didn’t know when to stop.
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