p-rightist

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a loudmouth who yells about the country's problems online like they're the president, but does nothing to fix them, not even a little
"I'm gonna save this country!", then he buys a new PS5.
"The government is corrupt!", he spent $50 on a fake diploma.
He rants about taxes but still eats McDonald's for lunch every day.
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a person who talks nonsense about big issues like they're smart, but when you ask them to do something, they say 'I'm too busy being important.'
"I'm saving the world!", he was watching cat videos on his phone.
He posted a 10-page essay about the economy, then forgot to pay his rent.
He yelled at the president on Twitter but couldn't even change his own password.
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a person who screams about politics like they're the only one who matters, but in real life, they're just a basic human being who doesn't know how to solve anything
He posted a 20-minute rant about the election, then spilled coffee on his shirt.
He called the president a 'moron' but couldn't even fix his Wi-Fi.
He got angry about taxes, then spent $200 on a pizza.
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a person who talks like they're the smartest person on the planet but can't even fix their own life, let alone the country
He posted a 15-minute video about the economy, then got kicked out of his house for not paying rent.
He called the president a 'disgrace,' but his own mom calls him a 'disgrace' too.
He talked about saving the world, but he can't even remember his own password.
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a person who talks about politics like they're the king of the world, but in reality, they're just loud, confused, and don't know how to solve anything
He ranted about the country for an hour, then forgot what he was talking about.
He posted a 30-minute video about the election, then spilled soup on his shirt.
He screamed at the president online, but he couldn't even fix his own phone.
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