P plating

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When you and your buddy sneak around at night to rip off P-plates like they’re candy from a baby. You’re basically the thief version of a couple.
I saw them on the corner with a bunch of P-plates in a bag. They looked like they just robbed a kid.
He got caught with a P-plate in his pocket. His face was red like he had just eaten a chili dog.
They did P plating in front of the school. The teacher was so mad, she gave them all detentions.
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When a girl is on her period and no guy is getting any action. It’s like a no-screaming zone for boys.
She said no way I was touching her. She was like a dragon with a sore foot.
He tried to kiss her, and she said, 'Not today, buddy.'
He asked her out, and she said, 'You’re going to have to wait until next month.'
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