P-Plater Syndrome

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When a new driver gets so fed up with driving their friends everywhere they want to throw them out of the car and let them walk.
I'm done driving you guys to the mall. I'm walking. You can all walk too.
If you don't stop texting me while I drive, I'm gonna drop you off at the gas station and leave you there.
I'm not driving you to the party. I'm gonna sit in the parking lot and scream at you until you leave.
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A new driver who gets so sick of being the taxi service for their friends they want to burn their car down.
I'm not driving you to the store. I'm gonna crash into a tree and get out and yell at you.
If you don't stop talking, I'm gonna turn this car around and drive back home.
I'm not your personal limo. I'm gonna drive you halfway and leave you there.
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When a new driver gets so tired of driving their friends everywhere they start thinking about how much they'd love to just leave them in the middle of nowhere.
I'm not driving you to the restaurant. I'm gonna drop you off at the park and leave you there.
If you don't stop fighting in the back seat, I'm gonna take you to the woods and leave you there.
I'm not your chauffeur. I'm gonna drop you off at the gas station and walk home.
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