Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So happy you could pee your pants from excitement.

I saw the new iPhone and P-pissed like I won the lottery.

She got a free pizza and P-pissed in the middle of the street.

He saw his ex and P-pissed so hard he dropped his fries.

2

So thrilled you could fart and laugh at the same time.

I got a 100 on the test and P-pissed in my math book.

He got promoted and P-pissed so loud the boss heard him.

She got a puppy and P-pissed in the park.

3

So stoked you could dance in your socks and throw a tantrum.

I got a free soda and P-pissed in the vending machine.

He won the game and P-pissed so much he kicked the chair.

She got a compliment and P-pissed in the hallway.

4

So happy you could scream and probably broke your voice.

I saw my favorite band and P-pissed so loud I scared the cops.

He got a raise and P-pissed in the office like a wild animal.

She got a gift card and P-pissed in the store.

5

So excited you could probably run a marathon and still be happy.

He got a new car and P-pissed like he just escaped prison.

She got a new job and P-pissed in the elevator.

I got a free ticket and P-pissed in the theater.