p-patch

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#hair disaster#crotch hair#muffin top

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A hair clump on your head that looks like someone’s crotch hair
My head looks like a hairball from hell
He’s got a p-patch so thick, it’s like a hairy muffin top
That p-patch is why I can’t wear a hat without looking like a hair monster
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A hairy bump on your head that looks like a pubescent nightmare
Her p-patch is so big, it’s like a hair hurricane hit her head
That p-patch is why I don’t trust him with a comb
He’s got a p-patch so wild, it’s like a hairy tornado
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A hair puff on your head that looks like someone’s private parts
She’s got a p-patch so loud, it’s like a hair scream
That p-patch is so gross, it’s like a hairy cheeseburger
His p-patch is so big, it’s like a hair beast
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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