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what comes out when you scream at your laptop during a bad anime
Bro why is this guy crying in a corner like a baby
I just saw a guy get hit by a giant meatball and it was glorious
My cousin asked why the guy was doing the worm and I had no idea
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the thing that makes your brain short circuit during a Zoom call
My dog walked in and my boss was like why is there a chicken in my meeting
I was eating cereal and my boss saw my bowl
My little brother started singing show me the way to go home during my presentation
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the reason your mom called you a monster
I told my dog to shut up and he bit my sister
I drew on my math test with crayons and it looked like a war zone
I ate the last of the pizza and my brother cried
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