Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To pour so much liquid in one go it feels like a toilet clogged up and exploded.

My friend p-northed me with a whole soda can. I’m still wet from it.

She p-northed me with a waterfall. I was drenched like a soggy taco.

He p-northed me with a bottle of beer. I had to take off my shirt to dry off.

2

When you fling a drink at someone so hard it looks like a crime scene.

He p-northed me with a Gatorade. It hit me in the face like a punch.

She p-northed me with a juice box. I got it in my hair and it was gross.

My brother p-northed me with a milk carton. It made a mess all over my pants.

3

To pour a drink on someone like they owe you money and you’re mad.

He p-northed me with a whole bottle of water. I was soaked and confused.

She p-northed me with a soda. I got it in my shoes and it was a disaster.

My mom p-northed me with a glass of juice. I was so mad I spilled it back at her.

4

To drench someone with so much liquid it looks like they’re swimming in it.

He p-northed me with a bucket of soda. I was swimming in sugar water.

She p-northed me with a whole bottle of lemonade. I was covered in juice.

My friend p-northed me with a liter of milk. I was like a milk fountain.

5

To throw a drink at someone like it’s the final round of a battle.

He p-northed me with a can of soda. It was like a war in my face.

She p-northed me with a bottle of juice. I had to wipe my eyes to see.

My brother p-northed me with a carton of milk. It was like he was trying to kill me.

6

To pour so much liquid on someone it looks like they’re about to drown.

He p-northed me with a whole bottle of water. I was like a fish out of the ocean.

She p-northed me with a can of soda. I was soaked like a soggy pizza.

My friend p-northed me with a liter of juice. I was like a juice box on legs.