P-Nog

My mom sent me a link to a video of a dog eating a sock. I had to watch it for 10 minutes.

My brother showed me a video of his teacher's face when she saw the math test results. I laughed so hard I cried.

I got a DM from my crush saying, 'Check this out.' It was a picture of a cat wearing a hat. I was disappointed.

I clicked on a link that said 'Funny Cat Video' and got a 30-minute clip of a man screaming into a microphone.

My friend sent me a message that said 'You won’t believe this.' It was a video of a man eating a whole pizza in one bite. I did believe it, but I also got a stomachache.

I opened a link from my teacher, thinking it was a homework assignment. It was a video of a chicken dancing. I got a D for that class.

I saw a picture of my uncle’s face after he ate a whole bag of chips. It looked like he had been tortured.

My sister showed me a video of her dog chasing a vacuum cleaner. I almost passed out from the horror.

My cousin sent me a message that said, 'Check this out.' It was a video of a man crying while eating a hot dog. I cried with him.

I watched a video of a man trying to balance on a tightrope for 2 hours. I started doubting my own ability to walk.

My friend showed me a video of a man eating a whole pizza in one bite. I almost quit eating.

I saw a video of a kid doing a backflip off a diving board. I was impressed, but also terrified.

I saw a picture of my dad’s face after he ate a whole pie. It looked like he was in pain.

My sister showed me a video of her dog eating a shoe. I was horrified.

I got a DM from my crush saying, 'Check this out.' It was a picture of a cat wearing a hat. I was disappointed.

I watched a video of a man screaming into a microphone for 5 hours. I wanted to die.

My brother showed me a video of his teacher’s face after she saw the math test results. I laughed so hard I cried.

I got a DM from my crush saying, 'Check this out.' It was a picture of a cat wearing a hat. I was disappointed.