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When you’re so low on self-respect you send your own nudes just to get someone else’s. Basically a kid who’s too broke for a phone plan but still has a subscription to Pornhub.
Bro, I sent you a pic of my face and my junk. You better send me one of yours.
I’m 13 and I just sent my mom a nude. I’m gonna die of shame.
He asked for a pic, so I sent him my whole body. I’m a hero.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When two guys hit the meth and the party so hard they don’t remember their own names. It’s like a group sex party but with drugs and no filter.
We did P&P and ended up on the floor with a stranger. No one remembers how it started.
He said he was doing P&P, so I brought the meth and the snacks.
I met him at a party, and by the end of the night, we were all doing P&P and crying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re too lazy to think of a cool nickname, so you just say Pumpkins and Penguins. Sounds cute. Means nothing. Just a way to get out of explaining your life.
My friend’s nickname is Pumpkins and Penguins. I asked why, and he said, ‘I don’t know, it just sounds cool.’
She told me her name was Pumpkins and Penguins. I asked if that was her real name. She said, ‘No, but it might as well be.’
He changed his name to Pumpkins and Penguins because he thought it was a real thing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy wants to get laid so bad he just starts pounding. No finesse. No plans. Just brute force and hope.
He ran up to her and just started pounding. No hello, no goodbye.
He said, ‘I’m gonna pound the pussy and that’s final.’
She told him to stop pounding the pussy, but he just kept going.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy thinks the only way to get a girl is to stick his dick in her. He doesn’t know what love is. He just knows what he wants.
He told her, ‘Penis and Pussy equals Pleasure. I’m gonna make you feel it.’
He said, ‘I’m doing the guy code. I have to pound the pussy.’
He asked her out just so he could do the guy code. He didn’t even like her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When two guys take meth and MDMA so hard they forget their own names. It’s like a party, but with drugs and no filters.
He took P&P and started crying in the middle of the street.
They took P&P and ended up in a bar fighting over a girl.
He said he was doing P&P, so I brought the meth and the snacks.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re too old for video games but still play them with a pen and paper. It’s like a kid’s version of a fancy game, but with more crayons.
He uses pen and paper because he can’t afford a console.
She plays D&D with a pen and paper because she’s too broke for a phone.
He said, ‘I use pen and paper because I don’t know how to use a phone.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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