p-nazi

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A p-nazi is a self-absorbed freak who takes stupid pictures of himself everywhere, even in the bathroom. He’s like a bald, fake-haired version of a dumb billionaire.
He took 27 photos of himself in the gym. 27. 27.
Sent a selfie from the bathroom. Like he’s the king of the toilet.
Tried to take a picture in the shower. The water was boiling, but his hair was perfect.
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A p-nazi is a guy who thinks he’s a rock star. He snaps photos of himself like he’s doing a concert. His hair is fake and it’s getting worse.
Took a picture in the gym, then posted it with a caption: 'Another day, another victory.'
Sent a DM: 'I just took a photo of myself in the mirror. It’s iconic.'
Tried to take a photo in the shower. The water was hot, but his hair was hotter.
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A p-nazi is a man who thinks the world revolves around him. He takes photos of himself in the most ridiculous places. His hair is fake and it’s getting worse.
Posted a picture of himself in the bathroom. The caption: 'I’m taking over the world, one bathroom at a time.'
Sent a photo of himself in the gym. It was 3 a. m. and he was still taking selfies.
Tried to take a picture in the shower. The water was cold, but his hair was hot.
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