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A huge company that makes all kinds of stuff for your house, and people think they’re into devil worship. Nobody really knows if it’s true, but it’s a classic joke.
My grandma said P&G is run by Satan. I don’t know if that’s true, but it’s a good story.
I tried to tell my friend about P&G and Satanism, but he just laughed and said I was crazy.
My teacher said P&G is fake, but I still believe it because I saw it on Phil Donahue.
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A company that makes everything from toilet paper to toothpaste, and people say it’s run by Satan. Some say the CEO admitted it on TV, but others say it’s all fake.
My cousin said he saw the CEO on Phil Donahue and he said he was a Satanist. I believe him.
I asked my brother about P&G, and he said it’s all a big lie.
My mom thinks P&G is real, and she’s not going to stop until she proves it.
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A huge company that makes all sorts of stuff, and people swear it’s connected to the devil. Some say the CEO said it on TV, but others say it’s all fake and boring.
I saw it on Phil Donahue, and I’m not going to let anyone tell me it’s fake.
My dad said P&G is fake, but I know it’s true because I saw it on TV.
I told my friend about P&G and Satanism, and he said I was high.
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