p my p

My cousin said, 'p my p' when she dropped her phone in the toilet.

He texted me, 'p my p' during math class and got sent to the office.

She yelled 'p my p' at the bus driver because he wouldn't let her bring her cat on the bus.

He said, 'p my p' when he spilled soda on my homework.

She sent me a DM: 'p my p' because she couldn't find her keys.

My brother screamed, 'p my p' when I took his video game.

My mom said, 'p my p' when I forgot to do my chores.

He wrote, 'p my p' on the board during the test.

She yelled, 'p my p' when I told the whole class about her crush.