Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who gets his face smushed like a loaf of bread.

He tried to kiss me and I turned it into a wrestling match.

I saw him eat a whole pizza and then try to kiss me. It was a disaster.

He was so desperate, he tried to kiss me while I was eating chips.

2

The boy who thinks he's a king but can't even hold a conversation.

He tried to flirt with me and just kept repeating the same line.

He called me a queen but couldn't spell it.

He said 'I'm a king' and then tripped over his own feet.

3

The human version of a stuck door.

He tried to move but just got stuck in the hallway.

He walked into a wall and didn't even notice.

He tried to hug me and it was like hugging a brick wall.

4

The guy who thinks he's cool but is just a mess.

He showed up to the party with glitter on his face and no pants.

He tried to rap but it sounded like a cat was screaming.

He thought he was a rockstar, but he forgot his shoes.

5

The person who can't take a compliment without crying.

He got called handsome and started sobbing in the hallway.

I told him he was cute and he ran out of the room.

He cried when I said he had a good voice.

6

The guy who thinks he's the best at everything but is just average.

He said he was the best at basketball but lost to a kid in third grade.

He claims to be the best singer but can't even sing the alphabet.

He thinks he's a genius but can't do math.