P-Mobiling

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When someone is crapping or peeing and still trying to chat or text on their phone like they're not about to explode.

I'm on the toilet and still trying to reply to my ex. I'm gonna need a new toilet and a new life.

Peeing while typing a text to my boss. This is the worst meeting ever.

I'm pooping and texting my mom. I'm gonna die and she'll be the one who finds me.

When you're doing your business and your phone is louder than your brain.

I'm on the toilet and my phone is louder than my brain. I'm gonna lose my hearing and my sanity.

I'm peeing and arguing with my best friend on Discord. My bladder is tired and my brain is confused.

I'm pooping and watching TikTok. My brain is on vacation and my butt is on strike.

When you're in the bathroom and your phone is the only thing keeping you from crying.

I'm in the bathroom and my phone is the only thing keeping me from crying. My life is over and my toilet is full.

I'm peeing and crying over a text from my ex. My bladder is full and my heart is broken.

I'm pooping and laughing at a meme. My brain is on fire and my butt is happy.

When you're doing your business and your phone is the only thing that matters.

I'm on the toilet and my phone is the only thing that matters. My life is a text thread and my brain is a mess.

I'm peeing and answering a call from my mom. My bladder is full and my life is a disaster.

I'm pooping and typing a message to my crush. My brain is distracted and my butt is proud.

When you're in the bathroom and your phone is the only thing that can save you.

I'm in the bathroom and my phone is the only thing that can save me. My life is a text and my brain is a mess.

I'm peeing and texting my crush. My bladder is full and my heart is beating.

I'm pooping and watching a YouTube video. My brain is on vacation and my butt is on strike.

When you're doing your business and your phone is the only thing that makes you feel alive.

I'm on the toilet and my phone is the only thing that makes me feel alive. My life is a text thread and my brain is tired.

I'm peeing and arguing with my brother on Discord. My bladder is full and my brain is confused.

I'm pooping and laughing at a meme. My brain is distracted and my butt is happy.