P-Middy

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a nickname that newspersons gave to Pippa Middleton because she looked like a messy middle-schooler who forgot to do her homework.
'P-Middy? That’s the worst nickname I’ve ever heard!'
She’s the middle child of the Middleton bunch, and that’s not a compliment.
I’d rather be called P-Middy than have to wear a dress all day.
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a name that the press gave Pippa Middleton because she looked like she just ran out of the school cafeteria.
'P-Middy? That’s like the nickname of a kid who spilled spaghetti on her shirt.'
She’s the Middleton who didn’t get picked for the cool group.
I would not be happy if my nickname was P-Middy.
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a nickname that newspersons gave to Pippa Middleton because she looked like she had a fight with her hair and lost.
'P-Middy? That’s the nickname of someone who doesn’t know how to brush their hair.'
She looks like she just got into a brawl with her hair and lost.
If I had a nickname like P-Middy, I’d be crying in the bathroom.
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