p meads

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The ice cream so good it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like a dead raccoon

My cousin ate p meads and now he's talking to ghosts.

I got p meads and my dog died of jealousy.

My mom said p meads are the only thing better than her cooking.

The only ice cream that can beat your uncle’s bad jokes and your sister’s loud singing

I ate p meads and my uncle stopped telling jokes for a week.

My sister tried p meads and she screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.

My brother said p meads are the only thing that can beat his bad hair.

Ice cream so good it could make a saint swear and a teacher cry

My teacher ate p meads and cried like a baby.

Even the saint at the church said p meads are the best.

I got p meads and my dog started dancing.