P-LALED

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when someone does something so bad it makes your face look like it got hit by a donut. Especially if that someone is asian. Also see: V-Wanged

My math test was a P-LALED. I got a 23 out of 100. My face was like a donut explosion.

My cousin tried to cook. It was a P-LALED. The smoke made my dog cry.

My friend tried to dance. It was a P-LALED. I thought he was possessed.

a move so stupid it makes you want to throw up. Especially if the person is asian. Also see: V-Wanged

My mom tried to fix the TV. It was a P-LALED. I threw up on the couch.

My brother tried to be cool. It was a P-LALED. He looked like a chicken in a blender.

My teacher gave a bad lecture. It was a P-LALED. I fell asleep and dreamed about potatoes.

when you do something so bad it makes your brain go blank. Especially if you're asian. Also see: V-Wanged

I tried to write a poem. It was a P-LALED. My brain turned into a sponge.

My friend tried to sing. It was a P-LALED. My dog ran away.

My dad tried to fix the car. It was a P-LALED. The car now looks like a monster.

a total mess that makes you want to scream. Especially if the person is asian. Also see: V-Wanged

My room looked like a tornado hit it. It was a P-LALED. I screamed at my sock monster.

My mom’s cooking was a P-LALED. I ate a noodle and cried.

My dog’s hair was a P-LALED. It looked like a hairball explosion.

when you mess up so badly it's like your life is a joke. Especially if you're asian. Also see: V-Wanged

My job interview was a P-LALED. I said I could speak Spanish. I couldn’t even say hello.

My friend’s presentation was a P-LALED. He talked about potatoes for 10 minutes.

My sister’s hair was a P-LALED. It looked like a cat attacked it.