p. kroon

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the most legendary teacher ever who makes your brain explode with coolness.

Mr. Kroon is like the king of cool, and I swear he can turn math into magic.

I would follow Mr. Kroon to the ends of the Earth if he said so.

He’s the reason I actually care about school.

a gay teacher who smells like a combination of rotten eggs, vinegar, and someone’s back pocket.

Mr. Kroon walks in, and I can already tell today is going to be a disaster.

He talks and his breath hits me like a wall of farts.

I almost fainted when he said ‘Haaaaa’ again.

a guy who eats his own poop, wears dumb glasses, and gets off to the Beastie Boys.

He’s like a weirdo who thinks he’s a rock star.

I’ve seen him jacking off in the hallway like a total loser.

He’s the reason I now hate the Beastie Boys.