P keyboard

3 views · Added 6d ago · 6 definitions

a keyboard so broken it looks like it got run over by a drunk duck

My keyboard is so broken I type like I'm trying to communicate with a goat.

I pressed the P key 100 times and it just said 'nope' once.

I tried to type a sentence and it came out like a toddler's tantrum.

a keyboard that's so broken it's like it's been through a war and a divorce

I tried to type and my keyboard gave me the middle finger.

The P key is so broken it's like it's got a grudge against me.

I typed 'hello' and it came out 'h3ll0' because it's mad.

a keyboard so broken it's like it's been hit by a bus and a flamingo

I pressed the P key and it just exploded in a cloud of dust.

My keyboard is so broken it's like it's got a hate problem.

I tried to type and my keyboard said 'you're not worth it'.

a keyboard that's so broken it’s like it’s got a death wish and a grudge

I typed ‘good morning’ and it came out ‘g00d m0rn1ng’ because it’s annoyed.

The P key is so broken it’s like it’s been kicked by a donkey.

I pressed the P key and it just said ‘why?’

a keyboard that's so broken it's like it's been through a tornado and a bad breakup

My keyboard is so broken it types like it's drunk.

I tried to type a message and it came out like a bad joke.

The P key is so broken it's like it's got a hate problem.

a keyboard that’s so broken it’s like it’s been cursed by a witch and a grumpy elf

I pressed the P key and it just screamed at me.

My keyboard is so broken it's like it's been tortured.

I tried to type and it came out like a broken robot.