P-Karen

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A person who hates porn so much they’d scream at a baby for looking at a dirty magazine.
'I don’t care if it’s a baby! That’s not a baby, that’s a dirty magazine!'
She yelled at the TV for showing a man in a tiny towel.
She blocked the entire internet just to stop a porn ad from popping up.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who thinks porn is the devil and would fight it with a mop and a prayer.
'I’m not going to let the devil ruin my Tuesday!'
She started a war with the internet just because of a single porn ad.
She tried to exorcise the TV because it was showing too much skin.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Someone who would rather die than see a man in a tiny towel.
'I’m not leaving this room until that man in a tiny towel is gone!'
She fainted when a man walked into a bathroom wearing a towel.
She threatened to call the police if she saw one more man in a tiny towel.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who thinks porn is the worst thing since sliced bread and would fight it with a knife.
'I’m not letting that sliced bread ruin my life!'
She yelled at a loaf of bread for being too close to porn.
She took up knife fighting just to beat back the evil of sliced bread and porn.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who would rather watch a cat fight than see a man in a tiny towel.
'I’d watch a cat fight all day instead of looking at that man in a tiny towel!'
She turned off the TV just to watch a cat fight.
She cried when the man in the tiny towel won.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who thinks porn is a disease and would rather get a root canal than watch it.
'I’d take a root canal over watching that dirty video!'
She screamed at the dentist for letting her watch a porn ad during the procedure.
She begged her dentist to stop showing her porn during her root canal.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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