Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most dramatic, cry-baby, f***-up who thinks they're the center of the universe.

Why did you fail the test? I cried so hard I turned into a tomato.

I got a B+ and now I’m f***ing dead.

I texted my ex 17 times and still cried about it.

2

A human trash can who cries so much they leak tears.

I cried so much my face looked like a soggy pizza.

I failed math and now my tears are a river.

I cried at the sight of a sad emoji.

3

The kind of person who would cry if the sky turned pink.

I cried when my dog ate my homework.

I sobbed when my phone died.

I f***ing wept because my favorite cereal was out of stock.

4

A human cry machine who makes everyone else feel like they're fine.

I cried so hard I broke my phone.

I cried when I spilled my coffee.

I cried when my sock didn't match.

5

A person who cries so much they should get a medal for being sad.

I cried when my friend got a better grade than me.

I cried because my dog didn't like my new haircut.

I cried because my lunch was a little cold.

6

The human version of a sad emoji, but with more tears and drama.

I cried because my friend didn't text me back.

I cried when I had to do homework.

I cried when I saw my reflection.