p in the v

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A dirty way to say when a guy’s wiener is inside a girl’s snatch. It’s like the gross version of love.
Bro, I just did a p in the v and I feel like a god.
My mom caught me doing a p in the v and she flipped her lid.
I told my crush I was doing a p in the v and now we’re dating.
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When two people get down and dirty. It’s like the opposite of being a saint.
I did a p in the v in the hallway and got caught.
My little brother said he did a p in the v and got expelled.
I did a p in the v during lunch and it was the best day ever.
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A slang term for getting it on. It’s like the ultimate flex for the cool kids.
My crush and I did a p in the v in the back of the bus.
I told my friend I did a p in the v and now everyone thinks I’m a legend.
I did a p in the v at the party and no one talked to me for a week.
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When a guy’s wiener goes into a girl’s snatch. It’s like the gross version of a hug.
I did a p in the v in the park and got kicked out.
I told my teacher I did a p in the v and got sent to the office.
My friend did a p in the v on the bus and now everyone laughs at him.
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The number of guys to girls at a party. If there are more guys, things get wild.
The p in the v ratio at the party was 10 to 1 and it was pure chaos.
The p in the v ratio was 1 to 10 and I was the only one who got a date.
The p in the v ratio was 5 to 5 and I got lucky.
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When a guy’s wiener is inside a girl’s snatch. It’s like the grossest form of love.
I did a p in the v in the hallway and I got grounded.
My crush did a p in the v and now I’m jealous.
I did a p in the v in the bathroom and now I’m famous.
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A term from the old days used by nerdy kids who thought they were cool. It’s like the 80s version of TikTok.
I used p in the v on my BBS and now I’m a legend.
My friend used p in the v on the BBS and got kicked out.
I used p in the v on my computer and now I’m a hacker.
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