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Your foot is on fire and you're screaming at the universe for no good reason.
P in the F!! My foot feels like it's been run over by a truck.
P in the F, I can't take it no more.
P in the F, I'm gonna kick the door down.
P in the F
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You're so tired you could literally die and not care.
I passed the fuck out after eating three burgers.
I P in the F and woke up in my cereal box.
I passed the fuck out and missed my own birthday.
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You say 'P' like it's 'F' and everyone in the room is now mentally scarred.
He said 'P' like it was 'F' and I wanted to kill him.
She said 'F' like it was 'P' and now I'm haunted.
They mispronounced P and F and I'm gonna throw a fit.
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A silly way to remember biology stuff that only makes sense if you're high.
Keep = Kingdom. I'm high and I like it.
Pond = Phylum. I thought it was 'Peanut' at first.
Froggy = Family. Froggy is my favorite word.
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You're so funny you could make a clown cry and still have some left over laughs.
That joke was P in the F funny.
I laughed so hard I passed the fuck out.
That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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Another silly way to remember biology stuff that only works if you're drunk.
Kinky = Kingdom. I was drunk and it made sense.
People = Phylum. People are like a group.
Sex = Species. I thought it was 'Sexting' at first.
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You're getting into some weird and kinky biology stuff that smells like a gym sock.
Kinky = Kingdom. That's the most kinky thing I've heard.
Group = Genus. I'm in the group and I'm proud.
Sex = Species. I thought it was a dating app.