p-i-double-guh-ISSED

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A loud shout of rage made by women who eat too much and men who cry at brunch.
'PIG-ISISSED! I just got a text from my ex!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My latte is cold!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My hair is frizzy!'
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A yell so intense it could wake up the dead and make the gym look sad.
'PIG-ISISSED! My gym shirt is stained!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My gay friend is crying!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My mom called me fat!'
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A scream so loud it makes your neighbors question their life choices.
'PIG-ISISSED! My ex is still hot!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My smoothie is too sweet!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My hair is too straight!'
4
A yell that sounds like a cat being hit by a truck and a man crying in the shower.
'PIG-ISISSED! My shower is too cold!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My gay friend is too loud!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My ex is too hot!'
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A shout that could make a baby cry and a fat woman smile.
'PIG-ISISSED! I just got a bad haircut!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My latte is too big!'
'PIG-ISISSED! My gym is too loud!'
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