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A guy who makes a porn so good it makes your brain melt and your pants leak
I watched this guy's porn and now I can't stop thinking about meatballs
My cousin's dog watched it and started barking at the ceiling
My mom cried and my dad got a hard-on
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who films such good porn it makes your eyes roll back and your soul scream
I watched it and my dog started licking the screen
My neighbor came out of his house screaming 'I need more!'
My brother fell asleep and started drooling on the couch
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dude who makes porn so good it turns your brain into a blender and your heart into a drum solo
I watched it and my cat started dancing
My friend's mom got a second job just to watch it again
I got a headache and a boner at the same time
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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