P-hub fallacy

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When you call someone out for doing something they shouldn't be doing, but you also look like a total idiot because you probably did it too.

"You're smoking in the hallway?" I said. He looked at me like I had three heads and a bad attitude.

"You got caught with a vape?" I laughed. Then I remembered I had one in my pocket.

"You're eating that greasy pizza in the library?" I said. Then I realized I had a slice in my hand."

You're so full of yourself that you think you're the only one who does stupid stuff, but you're just as dumb as the person you're talking to.

"You're cheating on your math test?" I said. Then I remembered I had a cheat sheet under my desk.

"You're sneaking out at midnight?" I said. Then I remembered I was wearing my pajamas and had a flashlight in my hand.

"You're texting in class?" I said. Then I remembered I had my phone out too."

You accuse someone of doing something bad, but you’re just as guilty, and it’s all very awkward and embarrassing.

"You're eating that burger in the hallway?" I said. Then I realized I had a burger in my hand too.

"You're wearing that ugly shirt to school?" I said. Then I remembered I was wearing the same one.

"You're talking to that girl in the lunchroom?" I said. Then I remembered I was talking to her too."

You point out someone’s stupid mistake, but you’re just as dumb and it’s all very obvious.

"You're drawing on the wall?" I said. Then I remembered I had a marker in my hand.

"You're eating that pizza in the library?" I said. Then I remembered I had a slice in my hand too.

"You're texting in class?" I said. Then I remembered I had my phone out."

You're so full of yourself that you think you're the only one who does dumb stuff, but you're just as dumb as the person you're talking to.

"You're wearing that ugly shirt to school?" I said. Then I remembered I was wearing the same one.

"You're eating that greasy pizza in the library?" I said. Then I realized I had a slice in my hand.

"You're talking to that girl in the lunchroom?" I said. Then I remembered I was talking to her too."

You catch someone doing something they shouldn’t be doing, but you’re just as guilty and it all ends up being very awkward.

"You're cheating on your math test?" I said. Then I remembered I had a cheat sheet under my desk.

"You're sneaking out at midnight?" I said. Then I remembered I was wearing my pajamas and had a flashlight in my hand.

"You're texting in class?" I said. Then I remembered I had my phone out too."