p head

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A 'p head' is someone so wasted on pure meth they think they're a god and everyone else is a dummy. They're like the lower class of crack heads, but way more annoying.
My cousin’s a p head. He eats cereal for breakfast and screams at the ceiling.
She’s a p head. She once tried to bite a cop and got kicked out of a 7-Eleven.
He’s a p head. He thinks he’s a superhero and eats pizza crusts for dinner.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A p head is someone who snorts bleach, wears a hoodie inside out, and thinks anime is a real job. They also get lucky with a weeb pillow and think green is the best color.
My neighbor is a p head. He wears socks with sandals and snorts bleach in the morning.
She's a p head. She once tried to date a Pikachu and got rejected.
He’s a p head. He thinks his hair is a superpower and wears it in a weird braid.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A p head is someone so high on meth they can’t tell if they’re in a match or a nightmare. They’re like a person who thinks pizza is a real life choice.
My brother is a p head. He once fought a chicken at a gas station.
She’s a p head. She thinks she’s in a video game and keeps shouting 'level up!' at people.
He’s a p head. He thinks his dog is a wizard and talks to it every day.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A p head is someone who thinks the PBS logo is a real person and also thinks they're on TV. They're like the meth version of a basic TV watcher.
My aunt is a p head. She thinks the PBS logo is her best friend and texts it every day.
He’s a p head. He once tried to audition for a commercial and cried when he didn’t get it.
She’s a p head. She thinks the TV is alive and talks to it like it’s a friend.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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