Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A roll of fat that sits on top of your rod like a sassy kid who won't shut up.

My p-gut is like a muffin top on a sausage link.

I got a p-gut so bad I look like a hot dog with a side of fries.

My p-gut is so big it’s giving me a complex.

2

A flabby pouch that makes your manhood look like it’s hiding from the cops.

My p-gut is so big, it thinks it’s a belly button.

I got a p-gut that’s bigger than my brain.

My p-gut is like a donut hole on a hot dog.

3

A fatty layer that sits on your pecker like a bad roommate who eats all the snacks.

My p-gut is so thick, it’s got its own ZIP code.

I got a p-gut that’s making my penis look like a side dish.

My p-gut is like a muffin on a sausage.

4

A layer of blubber that makes your member look like it's wearing a fanny pack.

My p-gut is so big, it’s got a job.

I got a p-gut that’s like a second job.

My p-gut is so thick, it's got its own Instagram.

5

A blob of fat that sits on your rod like it owns the place.

My p-gut is like a blob of Jell-O on a hot dog.

I got a p-gut that’s so big, it’s got a side hustle.

My p-gut is like a donut on a sausage.

6

A fatty flap that makes your manhood look like it's wearing a hat.

My p-gut is so big, it’s got a name tag.

I got a p-gut that's so thick, it’s got its own passport.

My p-gut is like a muffin on a sausage.