p goobed

Fresh

0 views · Added 2h ago · 5 definitions

To get a big pile of poop on your face like it’s a fashion statement

My dog p goobed me during breakfast and now my cereal is ruined.

He p goobed me in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss laughed until he cried.

I p goobed my friend so hard he had to take a shower in the hallway.

To get sprayed with poop so hard it feels like a firehose made of crap

The toilet p goobed me and I had to change my pants twice.

She p goobed me in the face during a game of hide and seek.

He p goobed me at the bus stop and now my shoes are history.

To be hit with poop like it’s a surprise party you never wanted

I was p goobed by my little brother and now my shirt is stained for life.

The cat p goobed me while I was eating my dinner.

My friend p goobed me in the gym and now I smell like a toilet.

To get a poop dump so big it looks like a mountain of crap just exploded on you

My dog p goobed me and I had to sit through lunch with a giant poop on my face.

She p goobed me so hard I had to take a nap in the bathroom.

He p goobed me and now I have a new nickname: Mountain Man.

To be hit with poop like it’s a curse from a toilet god

I was p goobed by my dog and now I have to wash my face with soap and shame.

She p goobed me at school and I had to eat lunch in the hallway.

He p goobed me in front of the whole class and now I’m the school’s poop legend.