p-getter

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A guy who gets pussy like it’s a free buffet. No shame. Just a lot of shameless action.

He got pussy at the mall. No receipt. Just a lot of regret.

He got pussy in the lunchroom. The teacher didn’t even notice.

He got pussy in the car. The car smelled like regret and perfume.

A man who chases pussy like it’s the last pizza slice at midnight.

He chased pussy through the park. No shoes. Just determination.

He chased pussy in the grocery store. He didn’t even pay for the chips.

He chased pussy on a bus. The bus driver gave him a warning.

A guy who doesn’t care if he gets caught getting pussy. He’s too busy getting it.

He got caught getting pussy in the library. He didn’t care. He just kept going.

He got caught getting pussy in the school. The principal didn’t even stop him.

He got caught getting pussy in the restaurant. The waiter gave him a free drink.