p-funk

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When Parliament and Funkadelic got together and made a mess so loud it scared the neighbors.

'I swear that p-funk band came out of my house and started yelling at my mom.'

My cousin tried to sing along and now he's stuck with a bad case of the hiccups.

At the party, the music was so loud the dog ran away and got hit by a bus.

A smoky, sneaky way to get high without your mom knowing. Also, the reason your uncle smells like a raccoon who lives in a trash can.

'I passed out in the bathroom after my third Parliament cigarette. My face looked like a raccoon.'

My dad said he used to sniff the filters before every smoke. Now he's got a nose like a pig.

My sister told me she tried to smoke one and now her hair smells like a landfill.

The cigarette that makes you feel cool, even when you're wearing your grandma's old pants.

'I looked cool at the mall. My pants were baggy, but my Parliament cigarette made me feel like a rockstar.'

My brother said he smoked one and now he thinks he's a superhero.

I tried to impress my crush, but all I did was cough like a dragon.

A big band from the 70s that had so many members, they probably had a meeting just to decide who got to sing.

'That band had 150 people. I bet they had a meeting just to choose who got to sing first.'

My teacher said she saw a picture of them and thought it was a protest.

I asked my dad if he knew them, and he said he was too busy being a kid to care.

What your aunt’s best friend’s cousin’s ex says when she smells something gross on you.

'My aunt’s best friend’s cousin’s ex said I smelled like a garbage can after the party.'

I tried to impress my crush and he said I smelled like a skunk in a dumpster.

My mom said I should take a shower before going to the grocery store.

The best kind of music ever. It's like if your favorite song was also your favorite food and your favorite video game.

'That p-funk song was so good, I ate my whole dinner and still wanted more.'

I played the song on my phone and now my dog is dancing.

My brother said he could listen to it forever and never get tired.

The kind of music that makes you feel like you're in a superhero movie, even if you're wearing your mom's old socks.

'I felt like a superhero when I listened to p-funk. I even took my mom's old socks off.'

My sister said she felt like a movie star and started singing along.

I told my friend I was going to be a rockstar, and he said I was already one.