P-fix

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To make something look so fake it smells like a lie.
He P-fixed his resume so bad it had 12 jobs at the same time.
She P-fixed her face so much it looked like a clown had a meltdown.
The guy P-fixed his car so hard it looked like a spaceship exploded.
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To blow something up so much it goes boom twice.
He P-fixed his grades so much the teacher had to call the principal.
She P-fixed her Instagram so it had 1000 followers and no real friends.
The kid P-fixed his lunch so it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
3
To make something so overdone it makes your eyes roll back.
He P-fixed his hair so it looked like a tornado had a party in it.
She P-fixed her voice so much it sounded like a robot was yelling.
The dog P-fixed its bed so it looked like a palace for a very tired pup.
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To mess with something so bad it turns into a joke.
He P-fixed his phone so it had 20 apps and still didn't work.
She P-fixed her outfit so it looked like she dressed in the dark with a blindfold.
The pizza P-fixed itself so it had 10 toppings and no cheese.
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To make something look so fake it’s not even funny anymore.
He P-fixed his story so much it had 50 lies and no truth.
She P-fixed her skin so it looked like it had been painted by a toddler.
The cat P-fixed its tail so it looked like it had a permanent frown.
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