P-finger

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A finger that's been used for more than just pointing. It's got dirt, cum, and sometimes a little bit of regret.

My P-finger just touched my coffee cup. Now I can't drink it without thinking about my ex.

He used his P-finger to open the door. The door now smells like a broken relationship.

She showed off her P-finger at the party. Everyone ran for the nearest exit.

When your finger is so used to doing things that it doesn't even need a hand anymore. It's like a finger with a personality and a history.

My P-finger just opened a bottle of wine. I didn't even need a corkscrew.

He used his P-finger to flip the burger. The grill got a standing ovation.

She used her P-finger to pick her nose in front of the whole class.

A finger that's been to war, jail, and a few bad relationships. It's got a life, and it's not afraid to show it.

His P-finger just shook hands with the boss. The boss now has a new hobby: eating socks.

She used her P-finger to sign the contract. The lawyers were confused.

My P-finger just waved at the dog. The dog now thinks it's a god.