P-Fiddle

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A cheap knockoff of P-Diddy who loves money more than his own mom and has a habit of forcing his will on others.

I saw P-Fiddle at the mall and he tried to steal my lunch money.

He asked me to be his sidekick and then tried to take my job.

He texted me: 'You're gonna be my new backup singer or I'll ruin your life.'

P-Fiddle is like P-Diddy but worse. He takes your money and your dignity, and doesn't even thank you for it.

At the concert, he came up to me and took my snack.

He said he'd give me a million dollars if I let him kiss my forehead.

He DM'd me: 'I'm rich, you're poor, and I'm gonna make it worse.'

P-Fiddle is the worst version of P-Diddy. He’s always trying to get richer and doesn't care if he breaks you in the process.

He tried to borrow my phone and then didn't return it.

He said I was his new best friend and then tried to charge me for it.

He showed up at my house with a bag of money and a threat.