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a penis that looks like it got hit by a spelling test and a curse
My mom texted me: 'I saw your p ̨͗̀̉͒͛̽̒ȅ̶̖̪̜͂̋̆͐͋̈́̐̀͝n̵̻̦̼͓̈̈́͊̍ͅi ̛̯̹͚̝͖̅̈́́̇͌͐́̽̀͜s ̨͎̯͖̝̥̭̪̞̉̒̏͊̓̇̍͜ in the grocery store!' I threw a bag of chips at her.
My dog tried to sniff it and ran away screaming.
My teacher wrote it on the board and said, 'This is how you fail math and life.'
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a penis that looks like it was drawn by a angry kid with a crayon and a death wish
My brother sent me a DM: 'Check out my p ̨͗̀̉͒͛̽̒ȅ̶̖̪̜͂̋̆͐͋̈́̐̀͝n̵̻̦̼͓̈̈́͊̍ͅi ̛̯̹͚̝͖̅̈́́̇͌͐́̽̀͜s ̨͎̯͖̝̥̭̪̞̉̒̏͊̓̇̍͜. It's a masterpiece.' I replied, 'You’re a disgrace.'
My friend drew it on my lunch and said it was a 'work of art.'
My dad showed it to his boss and got fired.
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a penis that looks like it was cursed by a witch and a math teacher
My sister posted it on Instagram and 10,000 people liked it. I was proud until I saw the comments: 'This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'
My neighbor screamed at it and threw a tomato at it. It didn’t flinch.
My mom tried to explain it to my little brother and he cried.
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