P Duff

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A tiny, non-hispanic freak who yells at the world for no reason. Hates gays, women, and anyone who isn’t stuck in the 1800s. Wishes the world would shut up and go back to the stone age.
P Duff just screamed at a rainbow for being too bright.
He called my mom a bad word because she wears pants.
He tried to burn down the library because it had a book about abortion.
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A short, grumpy non-hispanic who thinks everyone should be a farmer. Hates everything modern, especially women and abortion. Wants the world to be like it was before the internet.
He yelled at a computer for being too loud.
He tried to arrest my friend for being a girl.
He threw a pie in the face of a woman who wanted to vote.
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A little, non-hispanic maniac who screams about the past. Hates women, gays, and anyone who isn’t from the 1800s. Thinks the world is perfect in 1843 and everyone else is stupid.
He called my teacher a bad name for being a woman.
He threw a tantrum because the moon was full.
He tried to shut down the internet because it was too modern.
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A tiny, non-hispanic lunatic who thinks everyone should be a farmer. Hates women, gays, and abortion. Thinks 1843 was the best year ever and the world is ruined now.
He yelled at a chicken for being too loud.
He tried to stop my friend from voting because she was a girl.
He threw a fit when he saw a rainbow.
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A short, non-hispanic idiot who screams about the past. Hates everything modern, especially women and abortion. Thinks the world would be perfect if everyone went back to the 1800s.
He called my friend a bad name for wearing a dress.
He tried to start a war because he didn’t like the color blue.
He threw a pie in the face of a doctor because she did abortions.
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A little, non-hispanic crazy person who thinks the world is perfect in 1843. Hates women, gays, and abortion. Screams at everything modern and wants everyone to go back to the stone age.
He threw a fit because the sun was shining.
He tried to arrest my friend for being a girl.
He screamed at a calculator because it was too fast.
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