P Dot G Dot

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The land where all the cool kids from Maryland live. It’s where the Capitol’s buddy hangs out.
My cousin’s from P Dot G Dot. He’s got more swagger than my uncle after a whiskey binge.
I moved to P Dot G Dot and now I know how to talk without using six words for one idea.
My teacher said the whole county’s got a vibe that’s louder than my cousin’s car alarm.
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The place where Marylanders go to be fancy and pretend they live near the president.
I got a job in P Dot G Dot and now I know what ‘fancy’ really means. It’s just a fancy way of being tired.
My mom said she’s from P Dot G Dot and now she talks like she’s on a reality show.
My friend moved there and now he acts like he’s in a movie. I’m not impressed.
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The county that’s basically Maryland’s version of a rich kid’s neighborhood. Everyone there thinks they’re special.
My neighbor from P Dot G Dot says he’s richer than my dad. My dad says he’s not rich. He just spends more money on snacks.
My cousin moved to P Dot G Dot and now he says he’s ‘living the dream.’ I’m still living in my mom’s basement.
I got a job there and now I know why people think they’re special. They just don’t know how to shut up.
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